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in-loco-a-magica asked: Zelena was perch atop a birch wood branch. The the branch was thin for a full grown tree. She managed to steady herself and not snap the supporter below. She watches as her unsuspecting prey walked below. She grinned widely as she leaped letting her self fall a good 14 feet. She'd perfected her tree diving skills in earlier hunting sessions. Though this time. She'd missed falling face first into the soil. She sat up with groan rubbing her hair.Her face muddy with only a few minor scratches.

in-loco-a-magica:

Askticcitoby:

in-loco-a-magica:

askticcitoby:

Toby ran toward her quickly,his usually emotionless eyes filled with worry and confusion as he approached her, pulling out his hatchets. 

"Miss, a-are y-you alright," Toby said quietly as he knelt down beside her. "That was a r-r-rough landing." 

She smiled reassuringly. It was the kind of smile that could evaporate grey clouds completely away. it wasn’t a big smile but a small detail to create an ‘im alright’ sense to any situation. “Of course I’m alright.Just give me a second.” Her eyes glew a bright green as the scratches seemed to just skin into to the tan surface. “I’ve had worse!” She smiled jokingly which gave her a confidence in a less cocky way and more of a healthy self love way. As she spoke she coked her hand out in a more feminine style to explain it likewise.

Toby stared at her a little while before standing and shooing her away like a stray dog. “G-g-good, now g-get out of here k-kid. This isn’t the place for a little g-girl” 

"Little girl! Im 325 human years old!" She frowned standing up.Her emotion was strong and definitely heartfelt. She folded her arms stubbornly.She pointed her nose to the air just to show how willingly she was to stay and how reluctant she was to follow her preys orders. Though she only appeared to be 14 and was short as well she was completely head strong with staying in the forest. "Besides. I cant leave I live in these woods ya know!"

Toby chuckled,” F-for someone that old you a-act l-like a c-child. T-these w-woods belong to m-my m-master.” 

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in-loco-a-magica asked: Zelena was perch atop a birch wood branch. The the branch was thin for a full grown tree. She managed to steady herself and not snap the supporter below. She watches as her unsuspecting prey walked below. She grinned widely as she leaped letting her self fall a good 14 feet. She'd perfected her tree diving skills in earlier hunting sessions. Though this time. She'd missed falling face first into the soil. She sat up with groan rubbing her hair.Her face muddy with only a few minor scratches.

in-loco-a-magica:

askticcitoby:

Toby ran toward her quickly,his usually emotionless eyes filled with worry and confusion as he approached her, pulling out his hatchets. 

"Miss, a-are y-you alright," Toby said quietly as he knelt down beside her. "That was a r-r-rough landing." 

She smiled reassuringly. It was the kind of smile that could evaporate grey clouds completely away. it wasn’t a big smile but a small detail to create an ‘im alright’ sense to any situation. “Of course I’m alright.Just give me a second.” Her eyes glew a bright green as the scratches seemed to just skin into to the tan surface. “I’ve had worse!” She smiled jokingly which gave her a confidence in a less cocky way and more of a healthy self love way. As she spoke she coked her hand out in a more feminine style to explain it likewise.

Toby stared at her a little while before standing and shooing her away like a stray dog. “G-g-good, now g-get out of here k-kid. This isn’t the place for a little g-girl” 

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUMBLR WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME POST SHIT TODAY FAK YOU MAN

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

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jack-moanet-the-ripper:

marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

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marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

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marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

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jack-moanet-the-ripper:

TUMBLR COME ON MAN YOU OWE ME ONE!!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE SHARED MAN!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE BAILED EACH OTHER OUT OF JAIL?! That one time where I was almost to late to bail you out…heh…

ANYWAY…

Jack are you having one of those teen break downs
#teendrama #jackbeingdramatic #breakdown #immabouttolosemymindupinhereupinhere #jacksprobs

DON’T YOU MAKE FUN OF ME WOMAN 

How much money do you want to bet that I’m not the only one that thinks this is funny?

None…I don’t owe you anything. I’VE GOT CODY ON MY SIDE YOU LITTLE MIDGET 

Why is it that every time I get on you two are fighting?! It’s like a lovers quarl on here

NOOOO ZOES ICKY AND SHE’S INTO YOU ANYWAY 

I AM NOT A MIDGET!!! Cody I am not into you…he’s lying again

I’m not lying youre lying. You always lie you doody head 

Zoe you know you love my body baby. Jack don’t call your girlfriend that it’s not nice

….Don’t call me that

Babe calm down and let the men handle this okay. I’ll be over later to make sure you get to sleep okay haha

YEAH LET THE MEN HANDLE THIS 

You’re not a man Jack. Even I have a bigger dick than you

Oh man she got you there!!!
…wait….
ZOE YOU HAVE A DICK

YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T HAVE 

Jack shut up and go to bed. Cody…you can just…you can just go away

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUMBLR WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME POST SHIT TODAY FAK YOU MAN

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

shylilprophet:

marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

TUMBLR COME ON MAN YOU OWE ME ONE!!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE SHARED MAN!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE BAILED EACH OTHER OUT OF JAIL?! That one time where I was almost to late to bail you out…heh…

ANYWAY…

Jack are you having one of those teen break downs
#teendrama #jackbeingdramatic #breakdown #immabouttolosemymindupinhereupinhere #jacksprobs

DON’T YOU MAKE FUN OF ME WOMAN 

How much money do you want to bet that I’m not the only one that thinks this is funny?

None…I don’t owe you anything. I’VE GOT CODY ON MY SIDE YOU LITTLE MIDGET 

Why is it that every time I get on you two are fighting?! It’s like a lovers quarl on here

NOOOO ZOES ICKY AND SHE’S INTO YOU ANYWAY 

I AM NOT A MIDGET!!! Cody I am not into you…he’s lying again

I’m not lying youre lying. You always lie you doody head 

Zoe you know you love my body baby. Jack don’t call your girlfriend that it’s not nice

….Don’t call me that

Babe calm down and let the men handle this okay. I’ll be over later to make sure you get to sleep okay haha

YEAH LET THE MEN HANDLE THIS 

You’re not a man Jack. Even I have a bigger dick than you

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUMBLR WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME POST SHIT TODAY FAK YOU MAN

marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

TUMBLR COME ON MAN YOU OWE ME ONE!!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE SHARED MAN!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE BAILED EACH OTHER OUT OF JAIL?! That one time where I was almost to late to bail you out…heh…

ANYWAY…

Jack are you having one of those teen break downs
#teendrama #jackbeingdramatic #breakdown #immabouttolosemymindupinhereupinhere #jacksprobs

DON’T YOU MAKE FUN OF ME WOMAN 

How much money do you want to bet that I’m not the only one that thinks this is funny?

None…I don’t owe you anything. I’VE GOT CODY ON MY SIDE YOU LITTLE MIDGET 

Why is it that every time I get on you two are fighting?! It’s like a lovers quarl on here

NOOOO ZOES ICKY AND SHE’S INTO YOU ANYWAY 

I AM NOT A MIDGET!!! Cody I am not into you…he’s lying again

I’m not lying youre lying. You always lie you doody head 

Zoe you know you love my body baby. Jack don’t call your girlfriend that it’s not nice

….Don’t call me that

(via )

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUMBLR WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME POST SHIT TODAY FAK YOU MAN

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

marshallleekingofthenitosphere:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

TUMBLR COME ON MAN YOU OWE ME ONE!!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE SHARED MAN!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE BAILED EACH OTHER OUT OF JAIL?! That one time where I was almost to late to bail you out…heh…

ANYWAY…

Jack are you having one of those teen break downs
#teendrama #jackbeingdramatic #breakdown #immabouttolosemymindupinhereupinhere #jacksprobs

DON’T YOU MAKE FUN OF ME WOMAN 

How much money do you want to bet that I’m not the only one that thinks this is funny?

None…I don’t owe you anything. I’VE GOT CODY ON MY SIDE YOU LITTLE MIDGET 

Why is it that every time I get on you two are fighting?! It’s like a lovers quarl on here

NOOOO ZOES ICKY AND SHE’S INTO YOU ANYWAY 

I AM NOT A MIDGET!!! Cody I am not into you…he’s lying again

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUMBLR WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME POST SHIT TODAY FAK YOU MAN

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

TUMBLR COME ON MAN YOU OWE ME ONE!!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE SHARED MAN!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE BAILED EACH OTHER OUT OF JAIL?! That one time where I was almost to late to bail you out…heh…

ANYWAY…

Jack are you having one of those teen break downs
#teendrama #jackbeingdramatic #breakdown #immabouttolosemymindupinhereupinhere #jacksprobs

DON’T YOU MAKE FUN OF ME WOMAN 

How much money do you want to bet that I’m not the only one that thinks this is funny?

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUMBLR WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME POST SHIT TODAY FAK YOU MAN

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

TUMBLR COME ON MAN YOU OWE ME ONE!!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE SHARED MAN!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE BAILED EACH OTHER OUT OF JAIL?! That one time where I was almost to late to bail you out…heh…

ANYWAY…

Jack are you having one of those teen break downs
#teendrama #jackbeingdramatic #breakdown #immabouttolosemymindupinhereupinhere #jacksprobs

24 notes

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUMBLR WHY AREN’T YOU LETTING ME POST SHIT TODAY FAK YOU MAN

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

shylilprophet:

jack-moanet-the-ripper:

TUMBLR COME ON MAN YOU OWE ME ONE!!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE SHARED MAN!! ALL THOSE TIMES WE’VE BAILED EACH OTHER OUT OF JAIL?! That one time where I was almost to late to bail you out…heh…

ANYWAY YOU OWE MEEEEEEE!!!! I WANNA TALK TO MY PEOPLE! MY HOES! MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ARM!!!! BUT BRO YOU IS TO DRUNK TO LET A BROTHER USE YOU!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN 

SOBA YO ASS UP 

Jack….you’re an idiot

SHUT IT ZOE I’M NOT AS BAD AS CODY 

….you’re actually worse